Why couldn't 3 mexicans cross the border?
itskatherinemae: Bc it said no TRESpassing.
stfuangeline: tristinbot: There are three guys in an elevator, a White guy, a Black guy, and a Vietnamese guy. The white guy asked “Who farted?” Black guy said “Not me did you?” Then the Vietnamese guy asked “Ai dit?” ROFLCOPTER.
Dear Voldemort, A couple of lies would take care...
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500 Days of Summer.
*movie* Autumn: My name's Autumn. *500-day count goes back to 1*
Michelle Winters: ...I'm next...
best pick up line ever
sofapizza:imgoingtohellforthis:afreshwhisper: took me a second. and then..
Steady.: I think it’s funny how some people... →
aubreyclaire-s: I think it’s funny how some people complain about how they’re single when they set their standards so high that nobody could reach it. You want someone to stay up with you on the phone, you want someone to cook for you, you want someone to go see you even if it’s raining as hard as hell, etc. …
Finals week…is very very long. -___- You would think after the amounts of time spent studying, it seems like four weeknights have passed by already but nooo.. Just tonight + tomorrow night, and it’s over. That’s it. It’s over. Let 2nd semester of relaxation and fun start. Well preceded by winter break of course. English AP Gov PE Biology Psychology Calc BC Fcuk calc...
aubreyclaire-s: Someone tells you something sweet/ does something sweet to you. You feel special. Then you see them do that to everyone.
When things in your life seem almost too much to... →
whatreallycounts: maddthman: A professor stood before his philosophy class, and had some items infront of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonaise jar and proceeded to fill it up with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He...
when commercials come on and they're like 3...